This is my Bubba
And his name is Luke
Luke, you’re my Bubba
And I love you ?

This is my Bubba
He’s got no neck
He’s got lots of chins
What the heck

This is my Bubba
He throws up all the time
Oops, there he goes
Losin’ my mind

This is my Bubba
He’s got the best cheeks
I just wanna kiss them
Every day of the week

This is my Bubba
It’s always time to eat
Momma, whip out the boobie
Oooh, what a treat

This is my Bubba
He won’t wake a nap
And when he gets sleepy
He turns into a crab